Hooray 2008
January 1, 2008
Three things I’d like to see happen in 2008:
1. Barack Obama gets elected president. Talks of addition over division increase. 3rd and 4th graders around the nation rejoice.
2. The White Sox win an unprecedented 162 games, leaving their starters in for every single one of those games and humiliating their opponents by trying to HIT instead of lay down bunts with leads of 10 or more runs.
3. The Olympics in Beijing feature a new event: Smog Diving. No athletes make it through the competition alive.
Have a great new year everybody!
-Jack Li
